Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2013
Goat: You really shouldn't write children's nursery rhymes. Rat: Hey... it teaches accountability. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. "I tripped that guy," said Jill with a sigh, "to get Jack's inheritance share." "I heard that boast," said the cop at his post. And Jill got the electric chair.