Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2013
Rat: Our neighbor just got one of those crossbred dogs. Goat: One of those half-labrador, half-poodle labradoodles? Rat: No. A Saint Bernardster. Goat: Saint Bernardster? Rat: Half Saint Bernard. Half hamster. Saint Bernardster: Can someone please feed me a REALLY large sunflower seed?