Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2013
*RRRRRINGG* Pig: Hello? Stephan (on the phone): Hey, Pig! It's me, Stephan. Pig: Hey, Steph. Where are you? Stephan (on the phone): Driving across the country. I'm speaking at Ohio State on Saturday. Pig: Are you excited? Stephan: Excited? I'm thrilled. I even bought a 'Brutus Buckeye' costume. That's their mascot. Pig (on the phone): Well, good for you, Steph...so why are you calling? Stephan (on the phone): 'Cause I got lost on my way to Columbus and my cell phone's dead. So I was hoping you could go on Google maps and give me directions to Columbus from where I am. Pig: Sure, where you at? Stephan: Let's see...some place called Ann Arbor, Michigan. *CRACK POW SMASH KICK PUNCH BOOT TRAMPLE* Pig: They're not that friendly in Michigan.