Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 26, 2013
Rat: Sorry Thanksgiving hasn't been great, Wanda... want to play "Trivial Pursuit" with my family? Wanda: Sure. I could use a nice, relaxing board game. Rat 1: You said Holland, not The Netherlands! Rat 2: Same thing you @#*@#* idiot! Rat 3: I will smash your head with this box of cards!! Rat: They're somewhat competitive. Rat has Thanksgiving dinner with his family.