Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 26, 2013

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    So, the apple does fall near the tree.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    When they play Clue, do they use the actual weapons?

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    Well, now we know where Rat gets his………oh, Bilan pointed it out, already.

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    Maybe a nice relaxing massage instead.

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    bgby4884  over 10 years ago

    Oh, it’s the United Nations!

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Rat and Wanda should quietly sneak off to the bedroom for a relaxing massage….

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    John Falstaff  over 10 years ago

    Meesta Pastes no can draw pretty woomen.

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    At $300 an hour I’m sure Wanda isn’t too upset…

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    Constantinepaleologos  over 10 years ago

    Is his dad Amish?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    When Rat’s family plays hopscotch, they use real hops and real Scotch!

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    piccchickknits  over 10 years ago

    Putting my international pedantry hat on, technically Holland is a province of the Netherlands, but their soccer jerseys still say “Holland” and it’s a culturally recognized metonym.

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    Jim Crigler  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the Carol Burnett show sketch that had Momma & Eunice’s family playing Sorry.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago

    The Dutch might tell you that Holland and The Netherlands are technically NOT the same thing. Just one more mistake on the part of the culturally narrow minded USA. And of course, who would expect a bunch of rats to know?

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    Still a very Foggy Day! Which reminds me of a story, of a young couple had a new born son, about a year passed, and they knew after many visits with specialists that their son would never speak, nonetheless they doted on him with every resource they had… the years past, and he grew and grew and turned into a very handsome lad of 14. At the evening meal, all of a sudden he blurted out “this taste like SHIT! The parents were aghast to say the least and said “you can speak? Why haven’t talked before? And he said “up to now, all was fine”

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    JudyAz  over 10 years ago

    I prefer the Lincoln. You have to go through Jersey City to get to the Holland

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Wanda would “marry” an aircraft carrier if the money was right!

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Bruno, when we played Risk we allowed one air drop of ten armies into any territory…..Changed the game a bit…

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    CYGNUS X1  over 10 years ago

    When they play Sorry they call it “You’ll be Sorry”!

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    catacid119  over 10 years ago

    I don’t know how it’s possible, but Wanda just gets uglier with every appearance.

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    alise.duhon  over 10 years ago

    @ Thomas Scott Roberts

    My dear friend who lives in the Netherlands will tell you that Holland and the Netherlands are most decidedly not the same thing.. lol He would know, he’s fiercely national and also celebrates Sinterklass as well as Christmas, altho he stipulates that he celebrates Christmas only because of his niece and nephew. :)

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    Sheila Hardie  over 10 years ago

    Why does Wanda look more like a hooker than a massage therapist?

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    “I’ll smash your Netherlands!”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    They are somewhat Dangerous!

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    lmonteros  over 10 years ago

    RAT is apologizing for his rude and antagonistic relatives??? Goat must have rubbed off on him.

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    Jeff0811  over 10 years ago

    Trivial Pursuit After Dark

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    knight1192a  over 10 years ago

    Must be his aunts and uncle.

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    penny1017  over 10 years ago

    You wouldn’t be referring to any particular family member here would you?

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    mac47  over 10 years ago

    What’s their stance on typos (alla Seinfeld)?

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    uksing921  over 8 years ago

    It’s like Monopoly.

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