Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Do nice ladies from PETA resort to punching?:In a pig’s eye they do!

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 10 years ago

    Animal abuse!Oh wait, FARM ABUSE!!!

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    knight1192a  over 10 years ago

    Skin her.

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    bubjerryk  over 10 years ago

    Wait, is it proper for a Peta member to punch a pig to protect a cat?

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    Kaywest  over 10 years ago

    Open mouth, insert other’s fist.

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    mattspade  over 10 years ago
    HA HA.. Pig got punched by PETA.
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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Try to remember that, Pig. Let’s all go to the protest of PETA’s Cruelty to Pig(s)!

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    LobosSolos Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I remember when we were skinning our dissection cats for Anatomy and Physiology. The book had one way of dissection and our teacher had another. Thus proving that there is more than one way to skin a cat.

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    vwdualnomand  over 10 years ago

    doesn’t peta euthanize animals? and, they advocate no use of any animal, even if that animal is used for diabetes medicine(which many of their members and senior staff are diabetic).

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    eddie6192  over 10 years ago

    Shelly wasn’t too ethical.

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    naturally_easy  over 10 years ago

    AETP. Animals for the ethical treatment of people.

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    Soroxas  over 10 years ago

    So close, yet so far…

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago

    From earlier in the week, Happy Thanksgiving (eCard, with a little Jewish flavor, if you are)

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    joeshmo30  over 10 years ago

    glad im not the only one who loves PETA, people eating tasty animals!!!!!!

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    joeshmo30  over 10 years ago
    PUTA people for the unethical treatment of animals
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    Geldhart  over 10 years ago

    Many moons ago in my “Comparative Anatomy of the Vertebrates Class” we were taught that there was only 1 way to skin a cat.

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    I think in some countrys they even eat RATS!

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    #hobbes  over 10 years ago

    I thought we were going to get a pun stip

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    dieseldude  over 10 years ago

    happy thanksgiving to all and I hope everyone has a safe weekend.

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    dutchs  over 10 years ago

    I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

    If we’re not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

    What’s really bizarre is that some people who categorically claim there are no moral absolutes will turn around and say things like “animals have rights” as if they’re moral absolutes.

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    Pete Poworoznek  over 10 years ago

    I smell crossover….

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    mattro65  over 10 years ago

    Very ironic, writing about rejection of logic. Your reasoning is about as sound as that of PETA activists who think throwing red paint on fur coats will advance their cause. Domestic animals are not species, there are wild variations of every one of them. No one, not even PETA members, realistically expects everyone to become vegetarians as if a switch were flipped.

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    luvdafuneez  over 10 years ago

    You took the words right outa’ my mouth…

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    Phatts  over 10 years ago

    I LOVE VEGETABLES!Particularly when eaten by an animal so it can grow big and strong and be butchered for my dinner.

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    pshapley Premium Member over 10 years ago

    PETA nuts raid medical research labs, disrupting the research. But my father’s life was saved something over 30 years ago by a medical procedure (cancer surgery) perfected by work on animals.

    So obviously PETA wants my father (and people like him) dead. I have no respect whatsoever for them.

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    bgby4884  over 10 years ago

    What I hate, is the people who callously yank poor defenseless plants right out of the ground where they were happy! Then they rip off their limbs as they scream silently in pain! Oftentimes, they then just consume them raw, with the poor plants juices running down their uncaring jaws with their eyes glazed over with happiness. Monsters!

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    AndiJ  over 10 years ago

    There is nothing ethical about PETA.

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    mac47  over 10 years ago

    Pig should feel lucky he didn’t offer her a BLT.

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    Ragtime78rpm  over 10 years ago

    @bgby4884I totally agree! What’s worse, a lot of vegetarians regularly enjoy yogurt with LIVE yogurt cultures!! Zero tolerance for multiculturalism!! (sorry, couldn’t resist) Talk about barbaric.

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    route66paul  over 10 years ago

    vegetables are what food eats.

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    joegeethree  over 10 years ago

    Seriously, is it really that wrong to skin a cat?

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    Guilty Bystander  over 10 years ago

    When was the last time PETA did anything that mattered?

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    zipdryve  over 10 years ago

    Ever notice that they only want to protect the cute animals?

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    Dave Ferro  over 10 years ago

    Meat is murder… Tasty, tasty murder…

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    Amanda Reckonwith  about 8 years ago

    Why would someone want to skin a cat?

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    Venetus Alpha  over 5 years ago

    What happens to people who say stuff like that around me.

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