Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2013
Pig: Well, Pigita, here we are back at your house. Thanks for a great night. Pigita: Shoot. I forgot my keys. Pig; Want me to knock on your door? Pigita: No, my mother just had the front door painted. Pig: Can I grab your knocker? And that's the last thing I remember.
Titillating humor today, Stephan.