Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2013
Pig: Why are you moving out of your house, Goat? Goat: For a teaching job. Pig: Why can't you teach closer to home? Goat: All the schools here are too consumed with constantly testing kids. And it gets in the way of their education. Pig: I see...Well, can I help you move anything? Goat: Sure. You can take this box to the car. Pig: What's in it? Goat: I drink a lot of chai tea. And these things let me hold the cup without burning my fingers. Pig: And you need to take all of them? Goat: Of course. How else can I hold my tea? Pig: So no chai hold left behind? "(Fill in your own insulting comment about cartoonist Stephan Pastis here.)"