Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    “We are not irregular.”

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    Phatts  almost 11 years ago

    NO! DON’T DO IT!You know the beginners always get Beginner’s Luck! He’ll probably beat both of you out of all your money!

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    kamb8  almost 11 years ago

    High card?A usually clownishly amusing person who is on drugs?

    (Look it up)

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    fromgermany  almost 11 years ago

    Pig is just pretending.

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    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    You must be a girl, because everyone is calling you “Patsy”.

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    Alphaanddelta  almost 11 years ago

    When she returns, you ask her if she lit a match.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Can one fleece a pink-skinned Pig? We may find out….

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    noahproblem  almost 11 years ago

    There has to be a really bad joke about being “all in” to make here, but I just can’t think of one right now…

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    Enoki  almost 11 years ago

    Pig’s about to find a leading role in “The Prince and the Pauper” and he isn’t going to be a Prince…

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    cubswin2016  almost 11 years ago

    Careful people! I smell a hustler!

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    e.groves  almost 11 years ago

    I read that the queen takes her toilet with her when she travels, and no one else is allowed to use it.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Long time ago I tried to learn bridge. I was dealt 13 cards. Don’t remember the other eight, but I held the ace, king, queen, jack, & ten of diamonds! Only time I ever held a royal flush! Hope Pig has better luck!

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    Sandfan  almost 11 years ago

    Pig needs to know that if you sit down at a poker table, and you can’t tell who is the patsy, it’s you.

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    eyebuzz Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Deal him in AND give him another beer.

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    corzak  almost 11 years ago

    Whew, Queenie! How about a courtesy flush?

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    me  almost 11 years ago

    Hee hee – good one.

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    RACerri32  almost 11 years ago

    “Ante up , Pig,”Pig – "Auntie who? "

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    Potrzebie  almost 11 years ago

    Now ask him about the Queen’s nuts! (look it up!)

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    ChessPirate  almost 11 years ago

    The royal wee-wee?

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    You just have to love Pig. I know I do.xxx

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    jflake10 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Your lack of Grace is over the cliff, AND so funny!!

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    Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    See that before….Pig will win it all.Rat..“I got four queens.”Pig…“Beats me, I only got four ones.”

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 11 years ago

    Look to your left – then – look to your right. If you can’t identify the sucker – then it’s YOU!

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    Ambydextrous  almost 11 years ago

    DEAL-HIM-IN !

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    Ultracus  about 2 years ago

    Well she can’t go potty anymore

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