Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2013

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    zero  over 10 years ago

    Queen might be redundant…

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Which one of them had a full house then?And now, everyone knows that Pig has a pair of queens.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    And now for the Tasteless Joke of the Day::“Poker?”“No thanks, I’m gay.”:Think about it.

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    Michelle Morris  over 10 years ago

    Looks like Pig has finally picked up Rat’s bad habits

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    firedome  over 10 years ago


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    michaelyukyuk  over 10 years ago

    So cool, a Hugh Laurie bobble-head doll.

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    …….and I find myself agreeing with Rat….

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    Hillbillyman  over 10 years ago

    Shut up Rat!!!

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    Hillbillyman  over 10 years ago

    Shut up Rat!!!

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    HighPeaks  over 10 years ago

    Rat is the only Pearls character I can imagine playing poker. Goat is more of a Bridge player and for Pig…well…there’s always 52 Pickup.

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    no1scouse  over 10 years ago

    Good job this strip doesn’t run on A&E!

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    John Falstaff  over 10 years ago

    Meesta Passtis delenda est!

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Cen we have his doctor’s e-mail so we can get his meds upped?

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    jmartin1955  over 10 years ago

    This is funny and pays off the Royal Flush joke a second time, but I can see a hue and cry from some saying this is somehow anti-gay.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 10 years ago

    I just had the queerest laugh.

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    Soroxas  over 10 years ago

    Invite the crocs over, then you have a full house

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    eyebuzz Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Cut pig off…no more beer.

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 10 years ago

    Wow…………Happy New Year To All!!!!!!

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    marilynn25  over 10 years ago

    Mr. Pastis is non-discriminatory. His daily strips show that he’s trying to find a way to be equally offensive to ALL groups of humanity.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Pig, you are SO non-PC! You may have some folks in a snit asking for you to be made into pork chops!But Rat carries the day with his self-loathing. This strip is so Not Right in so many ways; one has to love it or leave it!

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Bob’s game is a bit off… He never seems to get any Jacks…

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    moridin82  over 10 years ago

    I <3 this comic so much!!!!

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    cdgar  over 10 years ago

    Only good gay joke I know.

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    kzturtlegirl  over 10 years ago

    In this case, I think two of a kind beats four of a kind.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    I think Goat desperately wants the floor to eat him up in the last panel.


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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 10 years ago

    This doesn’t even come up to a level of stupid junior high school humor.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago

    this is the week he traditionally claims to run the best of his turkeys, so breath a sigh of relief at the stuff you’re being spared.

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    craigwestlake  over 10 years ago

    My son is gay and he laughed loudly. Steven I’m not sure whether the correct compliment is to say your puns are getting worse or better, but this is a good one…

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    craigwestlake  over 10 years ago


    BTW my son said to tell you that he is so gay he can’t even drive straight…

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    RobinHood2013  over 10 years ago

    And Rat kills Pastis again.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Oh my, I’m sure the GLAD lobby will insist that Pearls Before Swine remove Pig from the strip!!

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    stang119  over 10 years ago

    NY DAILY NEWS censored this one and replaced it with an old one! Thank goodness for gocomics

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