Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2014
Man: Can I help you, sir? Rat: yeah. I just looked at my bill and saw an extra $20 per day charge. Man: Yes. That's called a resort fee. Rat: What's that? Man: It's an extra charge for use of the pool fitness center. And internet. Rat: That doesn't come with the room? Man: No. Rat: I see. Anger fee. it comes with my stay. Man: Security. Rat: Want to see my 'blatant rip-off' fee?