Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2014

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    finale  about 10 years ago

    Looks like his reflexes are fine…not so for his judgement.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by The Beatles.

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    Ida No  about 10 years ago

    Pun payback time.

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    Kali39  about 10 years ago

    Awful small hammer for payback, Rat…

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 10 years ago

    “Breaking (you) Up Is(n’t) hard To Do”

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 10 years ago

    You should try the other docrat, Stephan ( )

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    seyleigh  about 10 years ago

    Bad bedside manner taken to the extreme!

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    Destiny23  about 10 years ago

    I guarantee, your problems at home will be COMPLETELY forgotten by the time you leave the office! However, your depression will be worse…

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    zero  about 10 years ago

    I guess it wasn’t this rat who ended up in some guy’s bd cake.

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    Bilan  about 10 years ago

    Stephan has only himself to blame.

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    ssfqwerty  about 10 years ago

    Did his wife really leave him?

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    Soroxas  about 10 years ago

    This is the first time they’ve talked on a bridge i think

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    Enoki  about 10 years ago

    Aim for the head Rat you’ll get a much better reflex response…

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    Dabattlebacca  about 10 years ago

    I think that this one is more untrustworthy then most.

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    Lary Youngsteadt  about 10 years ago

    So, did Staci leave you OR kick you out of the house?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 10 years ago

    1) Someone who would go to Rat needs a psychiatrist more than he/she/it needs a physician!

    2)Please read my comment on today’s Ripley’s BIoN cartoon. Thanx!

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    From here they look about the same size…Hmmm!

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    98foindle  about 10 years ago

    is he really kicked out by his wife in real life?

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Is that the biggest sledgehammer you could find, Dr. Rat?Oh, nurse!—Kind of reminds me of the film Misery (James Caan, Kathy Bates; 1990)….

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    inshadowz  about 10 years ago

    Stop! Hammertime!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Sorry Stephan, we saw the nurse last Wednesday . . . don’t count on her for any help . . . ☻

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    Laura Chapman Premium Member about 10 years ago

    If he had any reflexes worth mentioning he’d have jumped up and ran out of the room as soon as he saw Rat dressed as a doctor.

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    glblanchard Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Not to mention the unnecessary use of hyphens. (Or should it be un-necessary to point this out?)

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    hhg222 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Is that a joke? Grammar, not grammer!

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    Ida No  about 10 years ago

    Punch line!

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    Dennett Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Time for the war against bad spellers to go ‘nucular’? ;-)

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    danketaz Premium Member about 10 years ago

    check his wrist reflexes first.

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    Radical-Knight  about 10 years ago

    Rat might be able to help Pastis by flattening his Punny bone.

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    simon corphey  about 10 years ago

    why didnt he just stick with his plan and never went to the doctors office for a quick checkup

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  over 2 years ago

    Todays my BDAY

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