Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2014
Pig: Okay, little Willy, I'm happy to take to the fair, but there's a lot of people here, and we need a plan in case we get separated. Now when I was little and my mom took me to the fair. She always carried a bright yellow balloon so I could see her above the crowd. And she wore a bright red shirt like this, so I could see her easier. But if we do still get separated we need a plan. So do you see that blue tent over there? That's the information window. If anything happens, run over there and wait. Then I'll notice that you're gone and know immediately where to find you. Does that all make sense? Willy: Or I could just call you. Pig: Times have changed.