Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2014

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    I feel cheated. I was sure this was going to be a pun strip.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    In one of my favorite episodes of SVU, a power outage causes the cops’ cell phones to run out of power, so they have to use whistles to signal each other.:Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    I’m with Pig in the final panel, but I would quote Bob Dylan: “the times they’re a-changing.”

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    seyleigh  almost 11 years ago

    I love my cellphone. The boy loves his cellphone. Everybody loves their cellphones!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The exact same thing happened to me when I went to the county fair with some friends!A couple of us were working out meet-up arrangements, and someone else said “Don’t we all have cell phones?”

    Well, duh.

    My embarrassment, though, wasn’t the end of the story. I discovered that I couldn’t hear my phone, and we had to waste a lot of time looking for each other.Yup… sometimes the old ways are better! Or at least, you need both options.

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    x_Tech  almost 11 years ago

    Cop: “are you lost, little boy?”Boy: “yes”Cop: “And some other boys took your phone?”Boy: “yes”Cop: “What’s your parents phone number?”Boy: “01.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Retain both systems, Pig. The old one works pretty well, and phone could fail. Not all technical advances are necessarily helpful in every situation….

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    Hillbillyman  almost 11 years ago

    That’a work!

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    Hillbillyman  almost 11 years ago

    That’a work!

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    puddlesplatt  almost 11 years ago

    I have no idea that now I’m 80 years old, and survivied with out a cell phone?

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Little Willy won’t go home. http://youtu.be/hmbEuRzlhIs

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    Rwill  almost 11 years ago

    I had a bad feeling at the start of the strip that it was going to involve Pig looking for his little willy.

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    joegee  almost 11 years ago

    I like that, in the last panel, Pig’s balloon is laying sadly on the floor as if it no longer has purpose.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    Eh… It’s a fair strip today…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Mom used to say that if I got lost, I shouldn’t go crying to her!

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    SallyLin   almost 11 years ago

    @gir63 — me too! :0

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 11 years ago

    Pastis must have needed to simply collect a paycheck…lol

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    Sandfan  almost 11 years ago

    The colorist seems not to have read the strip. Pig’s shirt is nowhere near bright red.

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    Defective Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Just heard the best reason ever for kids not having cellphones (other than the obvious). They’re targeted by gangs (or just older kids), and hurt so they can’t get help. Do you really want to make your kid a target?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 11 years ago

    When I was a kid going to the fair, we went through the blue gate, so we were told to meet at the blue gate if we got separated. Then we went past the information booth, and were told to meet at the information booth if we were separated. Then we went past the lost kids booth, and were told to meet at the lost kids booth if we were separated. I wasn’t even lost yet and I was already lost.

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    They sure have, Pig.

    xxx

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 11 years ago

    Poor Pig! Willy took all the fun out of it for him.

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    kspencer1  almost 11 years ago

    I’m still looking for the “bright red shirt!” O_o It sure looked orange to me…

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    knight1192a  almost 11 years ago

    Despite the proliferation of cell phones times have really changed all that much. A few weeks ago I went to a camper show. You ever been to a camper how, a home show or events like that you know they could be like going to the fair. Hundreds, even thousands, of folks making nice large crowds folks can get separated in. Even setting a place to meet isn’t always an insurance, but it helps a little more than trying to call and say where you’re at might. I passed this woman at the camper show who was on her cell phone trying to describe her location to someone so they could meet. Walked away ten to fifteen yards from her, here’s a couple of young girls in their late pre-teens to early teens also on a cell phone. I quickly caught on by what they were saying that thy were the ones the woman was trying to hook up with. And they couldn’t even see her when looking in her direction for all the people making it difficult to spot the “landmarks” she was trying to describe to them.

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    lmonteros  almost 11 years ago

    So I bought a set of walkie-talkies to use at Disneyland in the pre-cell phone days. Two units. By the time we got home, one was lost forever.

    I bought a cell phone when I was chaparoning a high school trip to Santa Cruz, and all the other parents had them. They looked at me funny when we were exchanging numbers, so I gave up and got one.

    I’m still guilty of saying, “If we get separated, meet at…” but it’s not really a bad idea, since cell phones die or lose reception. Or your kids don’t pick up.

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    Ultracus  about 2 years ago

    He’s a pig I think that’ll stand out more than a red shirt

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