Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2014

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    hariseldon59  almost 10 years ago

    I Dream of Danny

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Danny should build a ship in that bottle; the travel will do him good.

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    There’s an after-effect that comes with beer. You don’t want to be stuck in a bottle when the times comes.

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    Never preach. It bores your recipient and often misses your target. Live life one bottle at a time!

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Will Pig succeed in getting into a bottle? If it worked for Danny Donkey, it ought to work for Pig, right? (Check with Travis, over at Scary Gary, for advice on living behind glass walls.)

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    dadoctah  almost 10 years ago

    I don’t drink, but I’m considering taking it up. It’ll give me a reason for feeling the way I do in the mornings.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    LOL Pig has got to be related to Ralph, in some way, from “Mother Goose and Grimm”

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    Bam Bam  almost 10 years ago

    If I could spend time in a bottle…..

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    John Falstaff  almost 10 years ago

    Dannie—you trie rum botel, more room an tasste bettre!

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    Vince M  almost 10 years ago

    Frank Sinatra – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    I’ll dring to that, meselfs.

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    Sandfan  almost 10 years ago

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    me  almost 10 years ago

    Only a liquid diet could be lowered down to him through the bottle neck.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 10 years ago

    Danny’s got the right idea.

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    Perforated Biscuit  almost 10 years ago

    Physics is lost on Danny.

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    susan.e.a.c  almost 10 years ago

    “slipped”?

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    susan.e.a.c  almost 10 years ago

    I met a teacher who liked to drink. Every day was a new beginning, as she forgot what she did the previous day. She didn’t get to teach long.

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    Watch somebody doesn’t throw you in the sea, Danny.

    xxx

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    tired-one  almost 10 years ago

    One needs something to do while watching TV.One thing I’d do was leaf thru catalogs. In a craft kit catalog was Pork and Beans. The finished example was a pink pig plushie in a mason jar, one eye against the glass, surrounded and partly hidden by dry lima beans.I wish I’d bought it.

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    alshue  almost 10 years ago

    Sandfan, I live 15 min away from Yuengling brewery!

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    barister  almost 10 years ago

    I have alot of friends who are still dealing with issues and history from loved ones inside the bottle. There is nothing funny or positive about these panels. Just ask the spouse, kids, parents, relatives, co-workers of someone who is alcohol dependant or considers themselves a “functioning alcoholic”. Some things should be considered sacred Pasty Pastis. Folks were hurt by the aftermath of this poison. Some things are not funny.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    Good one!

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    glowing-steak32  almost 10 years ago

    Now I’m having disturbing memories of that Pepsi commercial, with the kid getting sucked inside.

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    PBS1!  almost 4 years ago

    I notice Goat tends to criticize the morals of Rat’s stories. God forbid it’s a satire where the actual theme is implied!

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    236174  almost 2 years ago

    How does that whole fat donkey fit inside a bottle?

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