Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Doctor. If I'm not having a boy or a girl, what's in my belly? Doctor: Lasagna. You ate too much lasagna. Rat: Lasagna? That can't be. I mean. I did go to Garfield's house. And we did have lasagna. But that can't be all lasagna in there. Rat: Oh, this is an uplifting series. Pig: Jim Davis's lawyer on line three. Rat's Ultrasound
Ida No about 10 years ago
I was right!It is a tapeworm!Get the rotor-rooter, stat!
Bilan about 10 years ago
Technically, it is a boy.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Garfield won’t eat mice/rats, but a rat eating a cat seems so… so… what’s the word?… awkward?
wiselad about 10 years ago
Rat was trying to protect Stephan, as Garfield said(after Rat said that he gets drawn by Pastis) “pastas? I love pastas”
wiselad about 10 years ago
I am surprised there is a lot of Lasagna, I thought all the Lasagna would be inside Garfield that is inside Rat
alasko about 10 years ago
It’s the cat in the rat, the lawyers for the Dr. Seuss estate are on line four.
ozed about 10 years ago
Must have happened on a Monday.
punmeister about 10 years ago
After digestion, Rat will have nothing left but a Big Cat Ass Trophy.
knight1192a about 10 years ago
Either Pastis spent a lot of time with a Garfield treasury to get things just right or today’s strip is another guest appearance, this time by Jim Davis.
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
Rat really needs to chew his food before he swallows it.
bluegirl285 about 10 years ago
Sooo.. Rat swallowed the cat that ate the lasagna?
SR about 10 years ago
Bravo sir, bravo.
juicebruce about 10 years ago
Hummmmm… very interesting, but stupid ! Cat in a rat without a big hat.
Egrayjames about 10 years ago
Hey…Don’t be so quick to blame Rat! After all, Garfield’s insatiable appetite fot lasagna may have gotten him in trouble this time. Maybe Garfield climbed into Rat’s stomach for a few more mouthfuls"
laurac5800 about 10 years ago
HE ATE GARFIELD!!!!!!!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Davis’s lawyer was quick to call, Cartoon-Boy! I hope you can talk your way out of this, or you may be back practicing your old profession….
kjpodsia Premium Member about 10 years ago
Lucky thing that the CAT scan caught that.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Now that’s just dead wrong!
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
He just appeared last week, in a strip, on July 30th
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
I still say it’s all gas!
JBBLAW about 10 years ago
Stephan has 3 phone lines!?!?
Serutan about 10 years ago
If Garfield is born again, will it be drawn by (the ghost of) Johnny Hart?
gojuguy about 10 years ago
First belly laugh of the day!
prunes666 about 10 years ago
Seems like Rat is getting a bit catty (or was that “Cathy”?)!
prunes666 about 10 years ago
It’s a good thing Rat didn’t eat the dog. That would have been quite ODIous.
tigerwolf28 about 10 years ago
Who really believes anyone can out eat Garfield?
Armitage72 about 10 years ago
Why would Jim Davis sue? He should be accustomed to other people drawing Garfield.How many years has it been since he’s actually drawn a comic instead of having his staff draw it for him?
WaitingMan about 10 years ago
I would much rather see Heathcliff disappear. (See my comment at today’s “Heathcliff”)
tuggrover about 10 years ago
Stephen has gone off the deep end. LOL MY favorite comic and this is part of the reason why LOL!
Rolf Rykken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Bill Watterson did this!
Steve Dutch about 10 years ago
Pastis can afford three phone lines?
foxsinger Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s just purrrfect!
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Rat went over there for dinner, and wound up eating pussycat.:(Take that, comic strip censors!)
Linda Pearson about 10 years ago
Just when I think he has thought of everything, something else pops up in that mind. LOL!!
Charlene Martin about 10 years ago
This may require a C-section
hariseldon59 about 10 years ago
Fortunately Jon’s girlfriend is a veterinarian. But does Jon really want Garfield back?
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
So when’s the Garfield “Reboot”?
Number Three about 10 years ago
Uh oh!
xxx
jessica Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s what he gets for not chasing mice.
singlefemalelaywer about 10 years ago
Looks like Garfield is still o.k……………………….
mbashian about 10 years ago
omg. this is brilliant.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Oh my…
GVTriton about 10 years ago
what the what, oh this will be interesting.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Its a Goy!
Jeff0811 about 10 years ago
First time I ever laughed at Garfield. The humor of that strip escapes me.
haggerty3 about 10 years ago
Hopefully rats digestive juices will relieve us for Garfield forever. Or is this the birth of Bill the Cat? Berkeley Breathed would be a much better guest artiest!
jobinky Premium Member about 10 years ago
You guys are crazy and I love it. Bwaa-haha!
Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member about 10 years ago
As if Patsis gets so many calls that he needs a phone with three lines…
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) about 7 years ago
..........Uh….
robertiris over 2 years ago
I hope this strip ran on a monday
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
Y’know, Garfield’s pretty small if he can fit in rat’s stomach.