Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2014
Pastis: Hey, Staci, are you going to your cousins house for Thanksgiving? Staci: Yes. And because we're now separated, I've texted them and told them you won't be there. Pastis: Oh, man. I bet they were disappointed. What'd they say? Staci: 'We're so happy we could cry.' Pastis: At least they cried.