Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 9 years ago

    Uh… hi, Victor the vegan, how do you do?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 9 years ago

    Personally, I can’t eat vegan; they’re hard to catch, and they scream like you wouldn’t believe.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 9 years ago

    Meh. If doG didn’t mean for us to eat animals, it wouldn’t have made them out of meat.In any case, vegans and such may or may not live longer, but sure as heck it will seem that way. What’s more, any extra time they might actually gain they’ll just spend fooling around with their food.

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    blunebottle  about 9 years ago

    I’m saving this one. Goes up on the wall.

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    Mister B  about 9 years ago

    Q: How can you tell if someone is a vegan?A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell YOU!

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    baddawg1989  about 9 years ago

    If a vegan dies from eating rancid lettuce, is it categorized as irony or poetic justice?

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    JusSayin  about 9 years ago

    Herbivores taste better than carnivores. JusSayin

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    cdgar  about 9 years ago

    I can attest that cyclists are arrogant, and a pain in the rear.

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    KZ71  about 9 years ago

    Haven’t seen Jef the cyclist in a while. Not that he’s been missed.

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    oldschool434  about 9 years ago

    can you imagine a Vegan cyclist?

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    dadoctah  about 9 years ago

    Vegans, nudists, atheists. Just three groups of people who identify themselves in terms of what they don’t do.

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    Barker62  about 9 years ago

    Vegan = can’t hunt worth a darn. Urban(and some suburban) cyclists = speed bumps.

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    cdward  about 9 years ago

    Okay, I only know one vegan. She never talks about but does cook a lot for family & friends, none of whom are even vegetarian. The reason she does so much cooking is because her food is fantastic, and everybody wants it. So, I just don’t get these comments (and yes, I’m a meat eater).

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Nothing more annoying than a human who has found The Way.The Way is somehow different from the tao, though.I’m not really sure how that works.It’s probably a marketing thing.

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    Brian Fink  about 9 years ago

    At least there arent vegan bicyclists who also do crossfit. They wouldnt know what to talk about first.

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    sykerocker  about 9 years ago

    Had me howling, as a 40+ year cyclist and 60+ year carnivore. Did vegan once for a year and a half. Was sneaking off for Big Macs near the end. That desperate.

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    puddlesplatt  about 9 years ago

    And don’t forget the " Me’s "…loudest of all

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    It all depends on the motivation of the subject individual. Vegans who believe they are acting out of moral superiority ARE insufferable. Those who do it for health reasons are fine.For my part I am neither vegan nor vegetarian, though I eat very little meat because I am a heart patient. I’ve never hunted in my life, though I have no problem whatsoever with those who do. Doubt if I could hit anything if I tried. I did a little target shooting with a .22 rifle as as Boy Scout and I never even hit the paper, let alone the target printed thereon, and my eyesight has not improved in the decades since.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 9 years ago

    And then there was the politician who was so committed to veganism that he didn’t want to be interviewed on “MEAT The Press”!

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    JusSayin  about 9 years ago

    “So like the arrogant bicyclists, I kept him in my freezer for years to show people.”

    How many arrogant bicyclists will your freezer hold, and how long will they keep? /Asking for a friend.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    How about a vegan, bike commuting, Mac using, Ron Paul supporter who bought eBay at the IPO.

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    bphrball1 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Quit picking on ole’ FRAZZ!

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    cmcmail  about 9 years ago

    Get a good Vegan cookbook, Vegans are annoying but they are tasty and easy to catch, you can use compost as bait. They are free range, lean, pesticide free, organic, fair trade, gluten free, carbon neutral, green, eco-friendly and plentiful.

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    ez173  about 9 years ago

    Some days, the comments are WAY funnier than the comics. Today is one of those days. Thank you for the laughs.

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    NoCents  about 9 years ago

    Vegans versus non-vegans – someday they will meet.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 9 years ago

    Go Comics really needs a “Like” button. Especially for this strip. Especially today.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 9 years ago

    At least Pig couldn’t object to a vegan, though he himself likes bacon.

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    I Go Pogo   about 9 years ago

    Just wait until the the gluten-free guy shows up. He’ll take the top spot.

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    johngregor Premium Member about 9 years ago

    A vegan, a cyclist, and rat, all in the same cartoon. I see trouble brewing….

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 9 years ago

    i got run over by a biker once. course i was laying down and he wasn’t peddling very fast so it really didn’t turn me against bikers. i am only scared of them now when i see a pack of them in different sizes wearing spandex and helmets and riding 10 speeds and coming down the bike trail. no where to go but over the edge (of the bike trail) and i’m just too old to do that fast. as for vegans i just look at the piece of lettuce, broccoli, or asparagus on their teeth while they talk and then i ask them if they have read the latest discovery about plants experiencing pain.

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    arroyogrande Premium Member about 9 years ago

    My family eats a plant based diet… and they are very healthy! Don’t knock it unless you’ve done your research. :)

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    tired-one  about 9 years ago

    Any unbalanced diet is bad. If the person eating vegan style knows what nutrition is they can do fine.- Anyway, it’s usually the new converts to anything that are the most annoying. Not sure if it’s from a feeling of how awesome their new whatever will make their lives and wanting everybody to feel awesome or trying to shout over the doubts they are having.

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    Radical_Knight  about 9 years ago

    That silly little hat they have to wear makes them that way… I guess I would be too if I wore one.

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    Number Three  about 9 years ago

    And you’re not arrogant at all, Rat?

    xxx

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    hmofo813 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    In the Flanders/Swann song, “The Reluctant Cannibal,” the chief says to his rebellious child “If the JuJu had meant for us NOT to eat people/He wouldn’t have made us of meat!”

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    hmofo813 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    … and then there’s this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

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    Sheila Hardie  about 9 years ago

    Awww come on. Meat eaters are the arrogant ones, if you ask me. They never hesitate to comment about my not eating meat (even if I never mention it), and make bacon jokes and other nonsense. Why do they care that I don’t eat meat? It doesn’t affect them in any meaningful way, but they still get defensive when I decline their hotdogs. Not my fault they feel guilty…

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    ChrisRJ  about 9 years ago

    How are the writer and 99% of his readers NOT arrogant about their own lifestyle? Why does it even matter?

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    Sisyphos  about 9 years ago

    Victor and Jef were made for each other! Both are arrogant, self-righteous, and insufferable. May they find the fate they deserve.

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    Alexander Batey  about 9 years ago

    Bernarr McFadden? Google him.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’d love to see a conversation between Stephan Pastis and Wiley Miller. It would make for fine entertainment.…I would be willing to buy the first pitcher.Same for Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr.As long as I could listen in.

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    LadyTopaz1944  about 9 years ago

    I agree, I think GoComics needs a like button

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    Spade Jr.  about 9 years ago

    AMEN! And the vegan cyclists are the WORST!

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    pschearer Premium Member about 9 years ago

    We know who “Jef” is, but has nobody figured out if Victor is someone (more or less) real? Or is he just named for the alliteration?

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    VariousPositions  about 9 years ago

    I’m a vegan and thought the strip was funny. However, people go vegan because they DON’T feel superior. I don’t feel that I am superior to other sentient beings, and I try to share the planet with animals and other humans. Instead of slaughtering animals, I acquired new habits. I’m not important enough to kill animals just for habit.

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    mike_slmi  about 9 years ago

    Yep, that was my point. I am all for cyclists obeying the rules of the road, but most drivers are in no position to complain.

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    OldManMontgomery  about 9 years ago

    Does anyone know what vegans are called in the animal kingdom? “Prey”.

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    knight1192a  almost 9 years ago

    No, your Victor the hypocrite.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  almost 7 years ago

    Oh #^%*+.

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    edoyle527743  almost 4 years ago

    I am now saying God. Why should that be censored? It’s not a bad word it’s the name of the creator of the universe

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    edoyle527743  almost 4 years ago

    I am now saying the name God. Why should that be censored? It’s the name for the being that created the universe

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    Squirrel Chaser  over 1 year ago

    Do you know the smell of fresh cut grass? That is the smell of grass screaming…

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