Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2014

Any excuse to move to Texas.

Is this why Pig always seems to be zoned out?

Just stay away from Willie’s Bar-B-Q.

now he has to have 2 states of residence, during fall back and spring forward time, he moves

Pastis got me there…..I thought it was building to a pun.

I was hoping for clever word play.That being said, why would you want to stay out?

Nice to see Rat has his Beer in hand.

If that dumb Pig had a smart phone he wouldn’t need to wear a watch, and not have to move to TX.

Come to Louisiana, Pig. We have the same time zone as Texas and we would Love To Have You For Christmas Dinner! bwahahaha

Please don’t There are already way too many Californians moving here. I mean, they’re not even real people, just walking cup holders.

I had a watch that was impossible to reset because I couldn’t find the instructions. I ended up throwing it away and getting a cheap one where you only had to push one button and hold it while you changed the time with the other button. Now watches are a thing of the past. My cell phone sets the time automatically.

I’m afraid if Pig moves to Texas he’ll be mistaken for a feral hog and end up the center of attention at a barbeque, and that’s the best case scenario.

I live in Chicagoland! The time on Pig’s watch is correct! So there is no need for him to change it!Of course, if he wants to move to Texas, that’s okay, too….

Ask Question, Get Answer.

Notice…..penguins and polar bears on Half Full.

Two hours? I thought when you went to Texas, you set your watch back ten years.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, join the lemmings instead Pig , it’s a better fate.

Actually Texas has two time zones so he can stay in Texas during the Daylight Saving change.

Let watch run down, wait two hours, wind. ’Course, if the wind knob is the same one as for setting the time… move to Texas.

True story… Was at the local high school waiting for my son while another student is signing in from coming in late. He asked the lady behind the counter what the time was and she replied that there was a clock behind him on the wall (with hands and numbers). He turned to look at the clock looking puzzeled and then took out his cell phone to get the time digitally.

ill steer cleear of texas. too many crazy ants…

Move to Oklahoma and start Living on Tulsa Time!

Oh thank god, I was bracing for a Texas/watch pun

Stupidity solves any problem!Sort of.

I’d rather buy a truckload of new watches.

Another plot point made obsolete by smartphones.

With the advent of wireless phones wristwatches have become as anachronistic as typewriters. Certainly it is overkill for someone who doesn’t need to monitor time of day constantly. I am an old (78) fart too, but carry the cell for emergencies, rarely check the time, and never bother with watches – they are mainly for show these days.

We’d gladly welcome you, Pig, to the great state of Texas

I just released how much rats body looks like a beer can