Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2015

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Just wait until he rewrites Jack and Jill.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    I’d like to hear his version of Georgie Porgie.

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    Phatts  over 9 years ago

    Rat has a point. Why do we read such poems to our children then expect them to behave better?

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    Phatts  over 9 years ago

    altho it occurs to me Rat is saying they eat like his roomie

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Nursery Rhymes are really quite gross, when you think about it….

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    The nursery rhyme never states that they were eating in a restaurant, though.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb and it was always gruntin’.She hitched it to a five-bar post and kicked its little runt in.—Monty Python

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    doublepaw  over 9 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb, and some mashed potatoes with it.

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    oldschool434  over 9 years ago

    Rat does make a point…

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    Looks like Rat has three eyes.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Forgot the antibacterial dish soap for Hal. Product placement rules the day.

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    papabear  over 9 years ago

    For Snoopy-fan,“Little Jack Horny, told jokes that were corny…”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 9 years ago

    Please Rat. Do Little Miss Muffett.

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    TedBlight  over 9 years ago

    …Jill came down with half a crown, – but it wasn’t for carrying water!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    there was an old lady who lived in a shoeshe had so many children she didn’t know what to dobut then one day while vegging on ‘hoarder’she suddenly knew send them ’cross the border

    (now watch the comments fly) ‘giggle’no? darn

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Now we have Rat taking things literally instead of Pig.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Little Miss Muffetsat on a tuffeteating her curdsand why?

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    Stocky One  over 9 years ago

    Hilarious! I want more of these!

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    Craig Lillywhite  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, they should eat like rodents.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago

    When I was young, I wanted killer weed. Now that I’m much (much) older, I want weed killer.

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    kd1sq  over 9 years ago

    “Both of you I’ll beat.” – Scans better ’toon boy!

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    And this, ladies and gentleman is Rat thinking he’s hilarious.Actually, It was pretty hilarious.

    xxx

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    Kali39  over 9 years ago

    Rat would appreciate this one from the late 19th century: .Mary had a little lambIt’s fleece was as white as snowThen when she saw it sickenShe sent it to PackingtownAnd now it’s labeled chicken.

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    luvdafuneez  over 9 years ago

    I thought that was “With cockle shells, and silver bells, and one goddamn eggplant…” I could be wrong.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Just the image of the two of them licking they’re plates really sells this strip.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s new and improved second verse is worse, for it does not scan at all, but lamely limps along.And, Rat lives with Pig, so he should know better how pigs eat. They are very clean animals (cleaner than your average rat)!

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    phlash  over 9 years ago

    Jack and Jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of waterJack fell downand broke his crownnow Jill’s being held for manslaughter

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Hey, didn’t Rat “rewrite” nursery rhymes around a year ago?

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    chriscc63  over 9 years ago

    JANE LIKES DICK!

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