Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2015
Rat: Do you think it's possible that we've all become a bit too safety-conscious, such that the slightest risk taken now seems like a mammoth event? Goat: I don't know. Why? Pig: I just backed slowly down our driveway without my mirrors properly adjusted!!! Rat: Need more proof? Pig: Ohh, what will the neighbors think?