Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2015
Pig: Well, I had an aunt named today, who had a cousin named Vicky, whose sister was Katy, who had an uncle named Paul, whose brother was Al. And Al is the bacon I'm eating right now! Rat: Wow. Goat: What are you two doing? Rat: Playing 'Six Degrees of Pig's Bacon.' Goat: Why do I ask? Pig: I"m within six degrees of all he world's bacon! Rat: Okay, lets try this sausage.