Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2015
Goat: Did you see that guy in the paper who wishes Italy could return to the days of the dictator Benito Mussolini? Rat: He's in favor of the man they called 'Il Duce'? Goat: Yeah, and to raise money, he's growing his own fruits and vegetables. Rat: What's the name of the business? Goat: 'Pro-duce produced produce.' Rat: I'm anti-you.