Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2015
Rat: There are too many people in the world and not enough space for us all, so I've figured out a solution-going up. Goat: Building more multistory housing? Rat: Putting small people on the backs of big people. Man: Honey. I'll be late for dinner tonight. Fred's walking slow. Goat: I see issues with that. Man: Well, of course he's gonna eat with us. I live on him now.