Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2016
Pig: Hey, Steph, when you lived in the dorms in college, did it bug you when your roommate talked all the time on his cell phone? Pastis: He didn't have one. Rat: Why not? Pastis: They didn't exist. Rat: Didn't exist? Well, what about when he skyped someone on hi laptop? Pastis: No laptops. Rat: What do you mean no laptops? Then how did you Skype people? Pastis: No skype. Rat: How ocul dyou have no Skype? Pastis: No internet for it to run on. Rat: Dude, how old are you? Pastis: Technology moved fast! Pig: Need some whale oil for your lamps, Steph?