Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Woomun could’ve at least tried to make it look like meat.

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    uksing921  almost 7 years ago

    Da Crocs are back!

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    RO37  almost 7 years ago

    Silly Americans/Crocs. Tofu isn’t a replacement for meat. That’s why you cook it wrong.

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    TheChief Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    More crocs! They’ve been MIA far too long.

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    Egrayjames  almost 7 years ago

    Doesn’t Cosco sell pre-packaged Zebra meat in the frozen food section? She could have served him some of that…..anything but Tofu!

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    MickMaus  almost 7 years ago

    AWRIGHT!! Crocks on a Monday even helps me forget that the furnace died some time during the night. :-)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    poor Larry

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    jerylkohjx348  almost 7 years ago

    We gonna need that tofu cow again…

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    Joken'  almost 7 years ago

    Meat stays rotting in your digestive tract up to 78 hours, yum!

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 7 years ago

    A beautiful and unexpected snowfall yesterday, crocs today – this is promising to be a good week!

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    timrinaldo  almost 7 years ago

    Can’t get enough crocs – thanks Stephan!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    I guess it hasn’t dawned on Patty that there’s a reason why no one ever says, “Mmmm, tofu!”

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    BTW, now that the crocoholics have been given a dose, let’s get back to the funny stuff. Puns and satire, please, Stephan!

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    Wichita1.0  almost 7 years ago

    Zeeba!eyes Ees not only white meat! Only LOOK like tofu. Yum.

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    Scott S  almost 7 years ago

    Get GoPro! This sooo going on You Toob!

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    Shimmery Mermaid  almost 7 years ago

    … don’t eat the baby Red Panda! (named “Tofu”) noooooooo !!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-tofu-the-baby-red-panda-and-cutest-little-nugget-on-earth_us_5603169ce4b08820d91b85bd

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    It’s a shame the Croc family don’t have blinds or curtains at the window.

    But I’m sure Larry will get his own back!

    xxx

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    abbybookcase  almost 7 years ago

    real men don’t eat quiche. no one said anything about tofu. then again. they weren’t talking about crocs

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    tazz555  almost 7 years ago

    Larry is an idiot she should have said its Zebra jello

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    mail2jbl  almost 7 years ago

    I see Larry’s wife has taken a page from Andy Fox’s recipe book.

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    Charmboy  almost 7 years ago

    Stephan Pastis: REALLY REALLY KEEP DOING CROC STRIPS. WE SHOULDNOT HAVE TO WAIT MANY MONTHS BETWEEN THEM. THEY ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SO MUCH RAT BEING SELFISH AND EGOTISTICAL (like so much Donald Trump wears out the welcome), SO THE CROCS ARE NECESSARY FOR REAL LAUGHS

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    I’m surprised that Larry Croc has a man-card to turn in!He must have found one that some guy had dropped….

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    CROCS!!!!!

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