Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    Maybe he had a marathon to get to.

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    knight1192a  almost 8 years ago

    Tough question

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    Ever heard the song “Junk Food Junkie”? That might be him!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 8 years ago

    Only the ones who eat healthy but do not exercise look undernourished. You can’t look good by diet alone.

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    Cadillacus  almost 8 years ago

    Rat wrong here.

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    I’m the picture of radiant good health, but I am 40 pounds overweight. You should try it, Bob.

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    If you compare girls at bars with the girls at 10K runs, I’ll pick the healthy ones 99% of the time.

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    juicebruce  almost 8 years ago

    To each there own Mr Rat……………….

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    scpandich  almost 8 years ago

    I’m reminded of a line from a Washington Irving story where the narrator observes that the families of doctors often look lean and cadaverous.

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    Claire Jordan  almost 8 years ago

    It may in fact be because most people don’t start to worry about their health until they start feeling ill, and then there’s often some thing more badly wrong with them than a healthy lifestyle can fix. Also, there’s a saying that after 40 you have to choose whether to widen or wizen.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    LMFAO! Ah, love the rosy glow!

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    A well rounded diet(which would include some meat) seems to me to be the right approach.Besides cows are considered pure herbivores and look what happens to them.Now pigs will eat anything, and the same thing happens to them. (well, except they make better BBQ)

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Hey, Rat, I’m with you! Meat and potatoes and beer make us die all rosy and happy, right up until the Big One (as Fred Sanford used to say)!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    No one here gets out alive! Aristotle was right: Moderation in all things.

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    rroush Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Beer is a healthy grain.

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    cdward  almost 8 years ago

    Vegan or raw vegan lifestyle isn’t for everyone. Not for me. But I have nothing against those who enjoy it. Have a friend who’s a raw vegan, but he also exercises a lot and is as healthy and strong as anyone I know. Whatever works for you.

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    ThumperMcDuff  almost 8 years ago

    I wonder whether they buried a box of Grape Nuts with Ewell Gibbons.

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    imjustlurking  almost 8 years ago

    Rat’s mind is struggling with the idea of devouring so much oats,wheat and barley. It’s a grain drain brain strain.

    (BTW, Beer does contain grain)

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    kaffekup   almost 8 years ago

    My grandmother was very careful what she ate and very active and passed away at 104.My mother, who ate everything and never exercised a day, was 100.At 66, all I have is low thyroid and they’re going to recheck that. It’s all in the genes.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    I honestly don’t see the point in being a fitness and healthy eating buff.

    We’re still going to die anyway.


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    krcaddis  almost 8 years ago

    ever see an older marathoner?

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    Mr.doom  almost 8 years ago

    You got to factor in the genetics. Some people look healthy regardless of what their do.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson… Larry Groce. “In the daytime I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as can be. At night I’m a junk food junky. Lord have pityy on me”

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    Spirit749  almost 3 years ago

    That guy looks like he has not eaten since the 1980’s

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    alantain  3 months ago

    I have a question, too. What, are you nuts!?

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