Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    He still has 5 words left.

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    dalbeast  about 8 years ago

    Make America all about me for once!!!

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    Surprised he didn’t say, “Me bless God.”

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    LuvThemPluggers  about 8 years ago

    Actually, Rat’s honesty is refreshing. I don’t think he’s politician material.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 8 years ago

    I guess when it comes to Rat, enumeration of his words means as much as the inherent vituperation of all others in them. So it seems with all politicians: we parse their utterances to our own liking. Maybe it all is a comic strip.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Sure=1This campaign is about me=5Thirty five “mes”=35And God bless me=4That’s 45 words, four more could be added and still be under 50. How am I wrong?

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    What every politician always say, except they mask it with fancy words.

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    bkybl Premium Member about 8 years ago

    There are 45, including “sure” and “and God bless me”

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    “I Wanna Talk About Me” By Toby Keith :-)

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Power, money, power, money, power, money, power, money………………

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    the rat version of Donald Trump

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago

    It’s an honest answer.

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    Nimsshow  about 8 years ago

    and he still had six words left

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    doublepaw  about 8 years ago

    All he needs now is orange hair and orange make up.

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    Defective Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Another boring Saturday morning? @everyone

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago

    oh dear ME. the problem with candidates from my angle is they don’t talk about ‘me’ they talk smack about or criticize everyone else’s ‘me’ – so that nobody knows what a ‘me’ will do – only what they don’t like about all the other ’me’ for those who are interested in what a ‘me’ might do, we only have second hand info from second hand sources who spend their time guessing what their ‘me’ or the other ‘me’ will do!thus as in the last few elections we get a ‘me’ with pretty much unknown quality and no advancement for anyone other than the other ’me’s.

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    markjoseph125  about 8 years ago

    Rat does an uncanny impersonation of Trump.

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    tired-one  about 8 years ago

    Manuscript length in words: Count the characters and divide by either five or six (there’s two ways to do it).Happy to help! ;-p

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    Kali39  about 8 years ago

    Rat, you’re stealing The Drumpf’s platform. I suggest you watch it – he’s likely to threaten suit [but not, of course, carry through…].

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Rat runs a clever campaign there, in just 45 words! He appeals to Objectivists, Evangelicals, those seeking honest Leadership, and other disaffected eligible voters as well. Rat could even win!

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    kaffekup   about 8 years ago

    Looking forward to the republican candidates wearing the flag top hat. Flag buttons are for people who hate America.

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    rickray777  about 8 years ago

    Rat: “…Oh, AND Myself, AND I!”MC: “NEXT, Please! Thank you!"HA-HA! Hilarious!!!"

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    alantain  9 months ago

    Sounds like a Trumpism to me.

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