Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    I didn’t know Pig played.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Looks like Pig’s goal was just a pipe dream.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    Perhaps that pipe organ plays so loud, it wakes the dead. You’re not only saving lives, you’re restoring them. There. I gave the answer to Pig.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 6 years ago

    I think the “organ donor” pun is overused.

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    EmeraldKitsune943  over 6 years ago

    Pipe down, Pig.

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    Oshietekun  over 6 years ago

    Ok, adding “organ” to the list of things Stephan can’t draw.

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    traindavid  over 6 years ago

    I’m help restore a Theatre Pipe Organ to our local Historic Theatre. The thank you gift we give donors is a T shirt with a picture of the organ console on it and the words, “I’m an Organ Donor at the State Theatre”This isn’t a new idea!!! :)

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    grampianlothian  over 6 years ago

    This raises the Corny to new heights.

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    Kristiaan Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It saves lives by lowering the blood pressure of those listening to BWV 565 ?

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    juicebruce  over 6 years ago

    And the band played on :-)

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    Sandfan  over 6 years ago

    I don’t know about saving lives, but there have been some great organ donations in rock…Light My Fire by The DoorsThe House of the Rising Sun by The AnimalsHush by Deep PurpleEtc.

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    If Pig donated this to a hospital, I hate to think of what he donated to his church.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 6 years ago

    I actually Pastis grew a good organ (better than me, anyway.)

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    @Kristiaan I see your Toccata and Fugue in B Minor and raise you a Saint Saens Symphony No.3. Maybe add the opening to Strauss’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra

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    zeexenon  over 6 years ago

    Come on artist, no two pipes are supposed to be the same length. Are we lazy? Oh yes, and take a bath.

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    LakeBill  over 6 years ago

    Can we put a stop to the organ jokes? Some are getting rather rank.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Well, Bill Doggett, Pig, you sly fox!(Or something like that….)

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    I donated my 14th pint of blood on Tuesday.


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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    Pig should have done a more elaborate pun, like donating the musical instrument to the state between Washington and California to help miners because their coal has played out. It would be the Oregon organ because the ore is gone.

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    HowieL  over 6 years ago

    Pedal your puns somewhere else, and while you’re there pick me up a Hammond cheese sandwich.

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    johnschutt  over 6 years ago

    Played at altar calls.

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    John Sisak Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m a long-time fan of Pearls, but I have to say that this is the worst comic organ ever… this is a piano with pipes attached! Organs have at least 10 pedals, and at least two manuals (i.e. keyboards)!

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