Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    If she doesn’t want the job, Scioscia can outsource it to some guy in Bangalore.

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    Oshietekun  almost 8 years ago

    Chelle and Stephan have a strange resemblance. Creepy.

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    Kali39  almost 8 years ago

    Is there a reason Rat hasn’t hit Cartoon Boy with a baseball bat for that one?

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    Marc Schiffres  almost 8 years ago

    I CAN’T EVEN SAY IT ONE TIME FAST!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 8 years ago

    How do you come up with these steeply punchlines, Mr. Pastis?

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    … and I shtill don’t understand.

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    As long as she does it by the seashore.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 8 years ago

    O.K., Steph. I got a contract out for a guy to twist your tongue!

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    JohnoTeacher  almost 8 years ago

    She lives in the Sechelles.

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    asianwoof  almost 8 years ago

    Chelle shall see Hell if she sells out.

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    alviebird  almost 8 years ago

    I want some of what Pastis has been smoking.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 8 years ago

    well done

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    eddie6192  almost 8 years ago

    Just once, from that dumb Pig, is enough.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Groan!

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “it-it-it”What’s so hard about that?

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    prairiedogdance Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Why is there an extraneous “so” after Chelle? Grammatically it doesn’t make any sense, or was she supposed have a last name in the first panel? and I agree with Johnathan, surprised Pastis didn’t have her from the Seychelles.

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago

    how do i get the knot out of my tongue?

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    tom  almost 8 years ago

    I don’t think you can even WRITE that three times.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 8 years ago

    And on the weekends she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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    StarWarsGuy500  almost 8 years ago

    My aching tongue!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    I’d like to see a verbal duel between Cartoon-Boy and the Fox in Socks.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    …i can’t even READ it through without having to backtrack.

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    gene06825 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Pathetic…

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    angelfiredragon  almost 8 years ago

    get tired of not being paid enough, post something offensive…then delete it later. Shouldn’t be too hard to offend a bunch of people over nothing.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    Anybody who doesn’t have a lisp try to say this will suddenly develop one.You wait.xxx

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    jaroc93  almost 8 years ago

    Wow my brain hurts

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Rat? Goat? Pig? Will no one rid me of this pun-ishing Cartoon-Boy?!

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    Govi Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    How is Scioscia supposed to be pronounced?

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    Julius Marold Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I couldn’t say it once let alone three times.

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    msandman1943  almost 8 years ago

    Yes, it CAN be said last three times. With practice.

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    『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』  almost 8 years ago

    How hard can it be to say it 3 times fast?..s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘

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    Govi Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    So, Americans pronounce it SO-sha but Italians pronounce it SHO-sha.

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