Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    Even people living on commissions have their pride.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    I don’t think the salesman’s going to take that lying down.

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    blunebottle  about 7 years ago

    Salesman Fail #1: you still have to laugh, if you want to get to the close.

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    You serta knew that punchline was coming.Especially if you have a memoryfoam for Pastis’ humor.But I’ll give it a beautyrest now.

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    juicebruce  about 7 years ago

    Meatloaf’s “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights” Let me sleep on it,Baby,Baby…..Let me sleep on it………………

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    Kind&Kinder  about 7 years ago

    Well, have you heard, “Take my wife…please!”? Oh. Well how about….

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    Pig bought a new mattress.The deal was signed, Sealy, and delivered.

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    mortaur  about 7 years ago

    Is that an attorney at a mattress store?

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    It was funny the first 10,000 times I heard it.

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    Grady Niblo  about 7 years ago

    So, when are mattresses NOT on sale? When you need one….

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    Time to give that beauty a rest.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    buh-dum-bum THWACK!

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    StCleve72  about 7 years ago

    The dental equivalent is; “doc, you’re looking down in the mouth today.”

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    me  about 7 years ago

    Pig probably does need a nap after thinking that hard.

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    loveabulldesign  about 7 years ago

    Maybe if he bought something, it would cushion the blow.

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    steverinoCT  about 7 years ago

    Clerks nametag has “Storename” on top, “Since 1995” on the bottom, and the clerk’s name in the middle; so, “Sally Since 1995”. She knows it’s coming, and has her answer ready: “Fred!” I know she knows it’s coming and has heard it a hundred times, but I am forced to ask it anyway; I could never walk away from a straight line. Or IN a straight line, depending on the hour (there’s an example for ya).

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    Chad Cheetah  about 7 years ago

    I would totally say something like that.

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    david_42  about 7 years ago

    We have a Rock Soft futon, only $250 for a queen-sized and for $25 they’ll rebuild it when it needs fluffing up!

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    IH8PPL  about 7 years ago


    the caption that should accompany panel 2…

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    chuck_henebry  about 7 years ago

    Would be funnier if pig were lying on one of the showroom models.

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Oh, Pig! Don’t quit your day job! [Do you even have one?]Because, you know, you need something to fall back on….

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    A. Weiner  about 7 years ago

    Pastis needs some Beautyrest.

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    knight1192a  about 7 years ago

    The two mattress stores in my area recently became Mattress Firm. When I first saw the new name the emphasis on Firm really struck me and I ended up joking about it in that old TV wrestling announcer voice from the ‘80s and early ’90s. It just sounded to me like it oughta be the kind of place you’d have gone to watch Hulk Hogan, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Andre the Giant, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and others from that era.

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    I don’t know. I found it really funny.

    But then I must be easily pleased.


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    Jml58  about 7 years ago

    Old junk bought. Fine antiques sold.

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    John Reece  about 7 years ago

    I’m about to lose my Temperpedic.

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    jackhs  about 7 years ago

    Bring Pigita for a test

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    tony_n_jen2003  over 3 years ago

    Like asking where the beyond section is at Bed,Bath and Beyond

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    Themanofoor54  over 2 years ago

    30th comment

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