Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    Does the chicken have a “safety” word?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Finger-lickin’ good.”

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    Really had me going there Stephan. The comic censors were probably getting excited too.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    Your wife doesn’t understand you because she doesn’t want to. That was disturbing.

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    noahproblem  almost 8 years ago

    “Love me like you chew, la-la-love me like you chew…”

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    Is he talking to the chicken or the Colonel?

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    asianwoof  almost 8 years ago

    I won’t bite…hard…but I promise to lick my fingers when I’m done…no utensils needed.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    LOL! Love it!

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    juicebruce  almost 8 years ago

    Never underestimate the power of a bucket of chicken with one Larry Croc !…………….Croc Power !

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    PICTO  almost 8 years ago

    Plump white breasts… tender juicy thighs… and it comes in buckets.

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    Clearstream  almost 8 years ago

    …that was disturbing. Wonder what the comic strip censors have to say about it?

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 8 years ago

    The speech bubble totally flattened his wife’s beehive

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Now I won’t be able to eat fried chicken without feeling dirty!

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    Dr.DocSmith  almost 8 years ago

    Great, very funny! I will try this one on my girlfriend….

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    pugmahone12  almost 8 years ago

    Thanks for the crocs. Not a moment too soon.

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    jimboklein  almost 8 years ago

    Anybody remember the KFC promotion tied in with the 1992 Olympics? They offered a Nancy Kerrigan kid’s meal — two small breasts and a battered thigh.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 8 years ago

    Wife is jealous.

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    ROFLMAO what a great way to start a Sunday. Thanks Pastis you are great as usual.

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 8 years ago

    Much wittier writing than in those vapid novels.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 8 years ago

    larry has no shame.

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    evsxrk  almost 8 years ago

    Ha! This is a great one.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Larry looks good in a suit. The whip’s a nice touch, too. (Or riding crop, can’t quite tell..)

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    Michael Beeson Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I can’t believe the characters don’t complain to Pastis in the last frame!

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Larry Author is a croc of few words. He lets his actions speak for himNot Patti. She thinks he’s just a crock….

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    Oshietekun  almost 8 years ago

    Fifty Shades of Gross.

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    deadheadzan  almost 8 years ago

    So hilarious!

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    HowieL  almost 8 years ago

    Larry like Bite Down Some More

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    Skoally   almost 8 years ago

    ahhh so juicy

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 7 years ago

    May Stephan Pastis rot for eternity for referencing Fifty Shades of Gray. That’s one book I would advocate burning simply because it’s so far off base about the realities of power exchange and sheeple believe it’s accurate.

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    glowing-steak32  about 7 years ago

    Still better than the actual book.

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    rgcviper  over 2 years ago

    How steamy …

    Good one, with the “50 Shades of Green”. Made me laugh.

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