Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2016
Rat: I just gave money to charity. Goat: That's wonderful. Virtue is its own reward Rat: You mean down the road there's no cash in it for me? Goat: Nope. You do it just for the joy of doing it. Rat: So it's like I set fire to the money. Goat: Let's start over.