Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2016
Waiter:Buenas tardes, senores. What would you two like to order? Rat: Nothing. Waiter: You just ate three free bowls of chips. Rat: Si. Waiter: This is not how this works. Rat: We're exploiting a loophole in the mexican restaurant paradigm. Pig: More chippos por favor.