Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2016
Rat: Did you know that big giant Greenland is territory of tiny, little Denmark, and that Denmark is responsible for its defense? Goat: So? Rat: So let's invade Greenland! Pig: It's his new campaign issue. Goat: It's mostly ice. Rat: Good news. Global warming is changing that.