Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    Canada has dibs on Greenland.

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    knight1192a  almost 8 years ago

    First he’ll have to find troops willing to stay.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 8 years ago

    somewhat similarly, Brazil is bigger than Portugal when the former was of the latter’s empire

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    Oshietekun  almost 8 years ago

    Greenland is mostly ice, and Iceland is mostly green.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Does Gary Johnson know about this?

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Actually, when it was named Greenland by Eric the Red, it was as today mostly ice. The Viking settlers occupied a very small habitable area. They named it Greenland in hopes of attracting settlers. Now, why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”?

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 8 years ago

    Where’s Rat keeping that hat?

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Farewell to Tarwathie…..The cold cold coast of Greeneland is barren and bare.And there’s no bird in Greenland to sing to the whale….

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    toahero  almost 8 years ago

    It isn’t quite as big as it looks. Look up “Mercador Projection Distortion”

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago

    Bad news: it’s uncovering the secret nuclear bases US built there without permission

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago

    Bad news: it’s uncovering the secret nuclear bases US built there without permission

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    Nuliajuk  almost 8 years ago

    Greenland is where the conquest came from the other direction. As the climate cooled, Inuit from Ellesmere Island started moving in and slowly taking over from Danish farmers who were too slow to adapt to colder conditions.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    Naw, Rat, you don’t want to invade Greenland, you want to build a wall around it—and make Denmark pay for it!

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    shipman  almost 8 years ago

    One of my high school friends got posted to Tahiti, the other went to Thule. After the first guy boasted about all the social action he got supplying booze to underage girls, we turned to the second guy and asked about his time there. “Oh, Thule is great. There’s a woman behind every tree.”

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 8 years ago

    One can’t help wondering for what, precisely, Pastis was searching the internet the day he stumbled across that little-known factoid.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    Wish Rat was made of ice.

    The reason I wish that should be pretty obvious to everyone.


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    tom  almost 8 years ago

    Well, there USED to be farms in Greenland.

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    Senex  almost 8 years ago

    There are still a few farms left in Greenland, NH.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    Something Rotten vs. The State of Denmark.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    What?! Candidate Rat is a warmonger?! This can’t end well….

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    Prophetic, much?

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    Ninette  4 months ago
    Better hurry.. in five years it will be too late.
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