Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Rat’s butt what is it good for?

    Absolutely nothing!


    Did Rat grow exponentially in panel 3?

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Gee Rat. Those pants make your butt look fat.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    I’d declare war on Rat’s @$$, but he beat me to it.

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    That’s a very Mickey looking Rat in Panel 3.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    The “Pearls Before Swine” rat wearing pants is reminding me of another trousers-wearing rodent.

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    knight1192a  over 7 years ago

    Yeah, I really love that. Some woman has something printed on her shirt right across her chest or across the butt of her sweat pants and you try to read it, you’re liable to be called a pervert for staring at her chest or butt.. Doesn’t make you a pervert for trying to read what’s there. Now if you finish reading and you continue to stare, that might make you a pervert. Especially if you stare lecherously.

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    Adiraiju  over 7 years ago

    I knew a girl in High School who liked to wear very tight shirts, with very tiny lettering, that read “If you can read this, you’re way too close… you pervert.” Always thought that was kind of a trap.

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    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    Some day, some woman has gotta get sued for sexual harassment for the clothes she’s wearing!

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    But not as much of a trap as the one who has the same shirt in Braille.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Butt propaganda!? Back seat?! Hah! I get it!

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    One thing I’ve always been baffled by is the sweatpants with the dog paw prints on the butt. What’s that about?

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Sooooo…. the new hashtag is “Bill-Board Butt”……or you can rent this spot for your next advertisement………..

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    How about a pair with the Target logo on the butt?

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    asianwoof  over 7 years ago

    Geez Rat, when did you get those thunder thighs?

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    usafmsgt  over 7 years ago

    Rat, are you sure it wasn’t spelled ‘piece’.

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago

    Who gives a rats a$$.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, now we know that Rat looks like an overweight Mickey Mouse when his back is turned

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    waycyber  over 7 years ago

    According to the temperature of international politics, Rat just might get what he wants.

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    nosirrom  over 7 years ago

    Rat should wear the t-shirt I saw the other day.“I’m going to hell in every religion”

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    Steve Dutch  over 7 years ago

    I was on a geology field trip and a girl wore a shirt saying “Stop staring at my cleavage.” Underneath was a drawing of the cell division stage known as cleavage. I told her there are two perfectly fine geological uses of the term “cleavage” (neither involving human anatomy) but she had to wear the biological one.

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    angelfiredragon  over 7 years ago

    Rat, problem is a girl’s butt, most people don’t care much for a guys butt, but girls and guys both check out girls butts.

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    rickray777  over 7 years ago

    Rat’s Prize T-shirt: Not “Love-Peace”, but “Hate-War”! Complete with the Ban the Bomb symbol — turned upside-down!

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    halvincobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That’s one way to spell it…

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    gmu328  over 7 years ago

    When they came out with the “Peace” on the butt … sure hope they weren’t punning “Peace” of a-s".

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    Wichita1.0  over 7 years ago

    Piece or Peace?

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    J Quest  over 7 years ago

    “Good God, y’all. What is it good for? …”

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    Scott S  over 7 years ago

    So would that be a Peace of Ass?

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    He looks ridiculous.


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    Phatts  over 7 years ago

    I’ve always wanted to have a clothing line where all the items have the word, “BROWN” on them somewhere.Coz, you know, it ain’t Pink.

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    Rat’s pants should definitely have two big white buttons on the front.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I ain’t buying no sweatpants from some fat-ass Rat! I don’t care what they say, man!

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    Selena Terrazas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And they say his butt grew three sizes that day!

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    TIMH  over 7 years ago

    A peace of ass??

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    K M  over 7 years ago

    I can’t understand why all those tushes walk around with the word PINK on them, even when not one thing anywhere on their entire bodies is pink.

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    heatherjasper  over 7 years ago

    Why did third-panel Rat suddenly grow? And Goat too?

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