Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Croc is cold as ice, but he is a reptile.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    He has a list of bands he doesn’t like. Who’s on first.

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    aardvarkseyes  over 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t “I Want to Know What love Is” be “Me Want To Know What Love Is?”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    Stephan is going to get clobbered for a lame punchline.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    Some Hot Blooded Dirty White Boy is playing Urgent Head Games and giving me Double Vision. And it Feels Like the First Time.

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    railwayman001  over 7 years ago

    Me want also keep out Mexeekahns, Moosleems, Chineese, Afreekans, eend uddah non-white Engloo-Saxeen Protistent wid loose woomun. Mayke Ameheeca Grate Ageen! – Larry

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m with Larry on this.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I say Zebra should use it against him. If the U.S. can drive Noriega out of his lair with rock and roll, he can use “Head Games” to drive Larry away.

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Larry hit Zebra in head with sign… have Christmas dinner :-)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Do you want your Nickleback?

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    asianwoof  over 7 years ago

    Say you will, say you won’t, make up your mind, tonight!!!

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    Twonky  over 7 years ago

    speaking of bands check this…

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago


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    WaitingMan  over 7 years ago

    Foreigner, corporate rock at its best.

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    Buspopcod  over 7 years ago

    ’Let’s look at the lineup for this concert. Who is on first?’‘Yes’‘Got it, Yes is on first’‘No, No; Who is on first’‘You just told me Yes is on first’….

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    æ²  over 7 years ago

    For me, it’s “Waiting For a Girl Like You.” Especially just the words “I’ve been waiting.” Those notes and the way they’re sung just annoy me.


    Having said that, there are a ton of current so-called “artists” that I find about a bazillion times more annoying than anything Foreigner ever did.

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    realexander  over 7 years ago

    Ah, the Mixed Metaphor Song: “This mountain I must climb/Feels like the world upon my shoulders”.

    I hate it too.

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    Kristiaan  over 7 years ago

    Surely no one can object to this campaign.

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    Wichita1.0  over 7 years ago

    It drives us all places we’d rather not go.

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    OGWhatahunk  over 7 years ago
    I’m a banjo pickin bluegrass fan
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    OGWhatahunk  over 7 years ago

    Electric music is like frozen food

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    watashi73  over 7 years ago

    Stephan. Keep your characters funny and non partisan. Leave the politics up to Mallard, Doonesbury, and non sequitur.

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    Vonne Anton  over 7 years ago

    Juke Box Hero is a work of art, man!

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    switchblade_0  over 7 years ago

    Finally a political cause I can get behind.

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    jdsven  over 7 years ago

    But if you ban Foreigner then who would play at State Fairs throughout the Midwest?

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    IQTech61  over 7 years ago

    Y’all are too damn funny for a Monday morning.


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    SergeitheAntagonist  over 7 years ago

    I’m with Larry on this one.

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    Steve Dutch  over 7 years ago

    I’m lactose intolerant. Send’em all back to Lactosia where they came from!

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 7 years ago

    ROFL LMAO !!!!! Thanks for the great start to Monday.

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    withaG  over 7 years ago

    You can add Journey, Asia, Boston and all the other look alike and sound alike bands from this era to the list

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Fair enough.

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    rfeinberg  over 7 years ago

    AMEN! Foreigner was SO BAD.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Love is…

    Nothing special. Family love is much more important.


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    angelfiredragon  over 7 years ago

    legal immigrants aren’t the problem, they are always welcomes with warm greetings and opened arms.

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    He looks like a Trump voter, yet he makes way more sense!

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    BobCu  over 7 years ago

    Foreigner – ‘I Want To Know What Love Is’ I agree with Croc. This music is terrible. I could write something else about foreigners but that would not be politically correct.

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    awelcruiz  over 7 years ago

    I wish Zebra would appear in non-croc strips from time to time.

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    pollyhuper  over 7 years ago

    love that song! LOL

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Well, whaddya know? Larry Croc is actually right about something!

    But there are many other bands I’d like to exile even before Foreigner….

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    rgcviper  over 7 years ago

    Uh-oh … looks like this situation is becoming Urgent all of a sudden.



    Well done.

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    nopainogain  over 7 years ago

    todays comic doesn’t just have “vision” it has… (wait for it) Double-vision.

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    CalLadyQED  over 7 years ago

    I like that song!

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    markjoseph125  over 7 years ago

    I’m with croc on this one. One of the very few bands I can think of whose songs I didn’t like any.

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