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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2016
Pig: Hello, little boy...and what do you want for Christmas this year? A truck? A game? Boy: I was thinking, Santa...Could you make people a little less greedy? And maybe less mean? And could you make some of them a little more understanding? And have them be kind to animals. And not destroy the planet. And oh yeah. No more shootings. Pig: Well, I... Boy: I know. You can't. So how 'bout a big "We'll just hope for the best" hug? Pig: And Merry Christmas! Woman: I want that kid for Christmas. Boy 2: Gimme an x-box.
I have a nephew like the first kid.
Merry Christmas to all those celebrating the birth of their Lord and Savior.
(Both holidays happening at the same time this year.)
To those observing neither holidays, good time to go see “Rogue One” and spend some time with the family.