Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2016
Crocodile: What are you doing, Dad? Larry: Me building wall protect myself against da Google. Crocodile: Google? Larry: Yeah. Dey making driverless cars. Me pretty sure day gonna program dem run over Larry. Crocodile: Why would they do that? Larry: Becuss me never pay attenshun to dere leetle ads. Crocodile: They probably won't kill you for that. Larry: Never trust da Google, son.