Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2017
Pig: What day of the week do people like to call hump day? Man: Answer that question wisely or I'll ban this strip in Utah. The deep south. The bible belt. And all of amish country. Rat: You can't say "Wednesday" in amish country? Man: Arent' you cute? Pig: First they grow the funny beards. Then they ban Wednesday?