Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    Goat will die 30 years from now from an aneurysm that will caused by the complications created by this injury. His deathbed will be ruled a homicide.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 7 years ago

    NEVER weak into a sports field where there are projectiles.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 7 years ago

    At least it wasn’t a lawn dart!

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Died at age 110, shot in bed by a justifiably jealous husband .

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    Partyalldatyme  about 7 years ago

    Personally, I plan to die at the age of 106, shot in the back by the husband of the 21-year-old wife he caught me cheating with.

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    Boy, talking about a scapegoat, err, fence goat, whatever …

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    President Rat just initiated an attack against Paris! This means war!

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    cdgar  about 7 years ago

    Funny concept, funnier outcome.

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    hawgowar  about 7 years ago

    Read Robert Heinlein’s short story “Life Line”.

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    Phatts  about 7 years ago

    lucky for Goat, cartoon characters never die

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    Kind&Kinder  about 7 years ago

    Paris got the point, and Pig got his goat!

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    juicebruce  about 7 years ago

    Pastis you are a sick man……………………….

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Think I’ll schedule that trip to Pamplona in 2034.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Oh my gosh! They killed Goat!

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    If you want to know when and how you will die… get sent to death row.

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    So, if you don’t hit a balloon before you run out of darts, you live forever? Bummer.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Lawn darts, mentioned above, were the mechanism of injury that, in one eight year period, sent over 6,000 people to hospital emergency rooms. Half of those were under the age of 10. Four were killed outright, and at least one was rendered comatose and has never revived. The USA has banned the original metal tipped version. I don’t know if the plastic/rubber versions are available here, though those are permitted in Canada. They are still unregulated in many other countries.

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    ksu71  about 7 years ago

    Just want to know where. Then I won’t go there.

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    pugmahone12  about 7 years ago

    crocs!!!!!!!!!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 7 years ago

    now that’s what I call a piercing headache.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Meh. I mean it’s not like we were attached. We didn’t name him or anything.

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    SUBWAY 13  about 7 years ago

    Pig darted ahead.

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    Is it strange that I couldn’t care less what I die of?

    When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go.

    xxx

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    Iwa Iniki  about 7 years ago

    Resurrect goat please.

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Can this be the end of Paris Goat, PBS fans?

    Stay ‘tooned for the Resurrection Special. Hear Goat say, "Thank goodness for all that head-butting practice! My skull is so thick, that dart caused just a flesh wound and temporary amnesia. That’s how I ended up serving sixty days, with time off for good behavior, here in Foxtrot."

    See also today’s Frog Applause for a shout-out to the Cartoon-Boy/Amend kerfuffle.

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    chris_weaver  about 7 years ago

    Death by a botched amateur lobotomy!

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    ShawnJovian  about 7 years ago

    Goat will die due to the overbearing antics and stupidity of Rat and Pig. Yet he still hangs with them.

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    Terdarian  about 7 years ago

    Finally, a funny cartoon.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  almost 7 years ago

    Launched from a trebuchet as 200 orchestra’s worth of instruments play ravel’s “bolero” with a huge barrel of nitroglycerine strapped to my back,straight into a massive pile of potatoes and fireworks

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    I plan to live up to at least the year 2085. It’s a little over the life expectancy, but there’s still a good chance..

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    NErDysprosium  about 5 years ago

    This one actually made me laugh out loud, instead of in my head like most of these do. Thanks, Patsis!

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    Covid 2020

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