Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    “…and also a drunk.”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    You can lead a horse to water, but he’ll still want a beer.

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    And you drink all my beer.

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Putting down your horse can be costly. He gets sad, he drinks more and that runs up your bar tab.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Neighsayer…

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    That’s Rat for you. Never saddled with guilt about his unbridled cruelty. (And yet he can’t bareback talk.)

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Zebra’s thinking: "Why does our creator keep doing this? Why? Why? Why? WHY?!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We all share Zebra’s pain!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I would have to put down a horse too, if someone handed me one.

    I mean, those things are heavy.

    I don’t think I could stand there and hold a horse for more than a few seconds….

    Not even if somebody said “hold your horses!”

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

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    whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    Whiskey for the men, beer for my horses.

    But Hoyt would only ask for water for his horses.

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    Gray Wolf  over 5 years ago

    I think rat was just “horsing” around

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    When family members say, “Put down the camera,” I say, “You’re a bad camera.”

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    mail2jbl  over 5 years ago

    Zebra! Long time no see!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If I was the horse I think I’d rather be put down than be verbally abused

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sheesh, when was the last time we’ve seen Zebra?!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Nag. Nag. Nag.

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    LIL MAN STEVEN  over 5 years ago

    why does an animal have a pet animal?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’d answer back, but he’s a little Horse…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Horse: “No sir, I don’t like it!”

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    Just a question. Do horses eat rats?

    If you don’t want him, Rat then I’LL take him. I love horses. Lovely animals.

    xxx

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    Duster Freebottom Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You can lead a horse to Waterbury [CT], but you can’t take him on the bus.

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    stein6806  over 5 years ago

    Zebra: “Where’s Rat today?”Pig: “He’s sitting next to you talking to a horse…you’re looking right at him.”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Good to see Zeeba Neighba get the Straight Man’s part today, I guess Goat was taking a Personal Day, ehh, Cartoon-Boy?

    Anyway, I have one question for you:

    Why did the horse go into the bar?

    I mean, if he hadn’t come into Rat’s space, he could have avoided all the put-downs and puns lavished upon him by today’s addicted commenters….

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    irish4william  over 5 years ago

    I used to hang out with a “friend” who was constantly keeping track of everything that was wrong with me. I finally put him down…Mickey Finn in his Harvey Wallbanger. He made such a lovely centerpiece at the funeral…

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    Ned Dickens  almost 4 years ago

    I couldn’t put it down..or can I?

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