Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Santa must be using the moonshine business to support his toys project.

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    houseofpooh Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Rat should know better than to take an interest in other people. (Read ’Bob’s your Uncle’ @ comic sherpa) Dave McHattie

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Today’s background music: “In the Still of the Night” by The Five Satins.

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    Mike’s still is pretty still, but his brother Phil’s is stiller.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    be still, my soul, the Lord is on thy side

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    Hey Pastis, you missed one, his still should be made out of steel so it would still be his still steel still.

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    wiatr  over 6 years ago

    The still may not be shaken but is it stirred?

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Still up to old tricks!

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    What you might not realize is that this is not a nickname. Years ago, his parents, Mr and Mrs Mike, gave him the first name Moonshine when he was just a few days old. A little off the beaten path, to be sure, but at least he never had to worry about what line of work he should go into.

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    c001  over 6 years ago

    A glass still could break. Better use a steel still.

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    John Smith  over 6 years ago

    Probably the worst, unfunny PBS strip of all time!!! Pastis do the kind of strips that made PBS one of the best comics of all time and stop the stupid puns & word play – PLEASE!!!!!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Does Mike have a Crosby and Nash and Young for his Stills?

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    AtariDragon  over 6 years ago

    “Stiletto” and “stalactite” needed to be involved.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I get a catalog and one of the items is a STILL! Each time I get the catalog, they still have the still.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    Poor Toon Boy, such abuse! We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one. (Orleans)

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    mortaur  over 6 years ago

    Will Bill still kill the filled still still?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Rat should be still, or perhaps distilled.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A quick search will find dozens of songs with “Still” in the title… run with it, Pastis.

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    Here's Waldo  over 6 years ago

    His liquor-maker ain’t a mover or a shaker…

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    foilist01  over 6 years ago

    Here in east Tennessee there still are people with stills. . .

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Still phunnie, tho. Snerks

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    michael3114  over 6 years ago

    Should have used dollar signs. The comic censor’s head would explode.

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    3033111  over 6 years ago

    Pastis must be inventing these puns after some heavy indulging in moonshine

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    Lowell Gilbert  over 6 years ago

    Love the puns keep them coming.

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    llapeere  over 6 years ago

    Sorry Stephan, but today’s Calvin and Hobbs’ pun beat you hands down.

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    Hizhoner  over 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t that still be made of a hard metal smelted from iron?

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    Moon57Shine  over 6 years ago

    Moonshine Mike Stiller here: I still have a still still, still I make moonshine with my still still, please be still while I use my still still.

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    treblemaker  over 6 years ago

    “The night was dark and still…”

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Stepton ran a still and whatever happened, the still still ran…never still! That is, the still wasn’t still…that is, the still was a still but still wasn’t…still!”

    Stalag 18 in Mad #18

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    Daniel Jacobson  over 6 years ago

    Back in Oklahoma, we don’t make moonshine. What we brew and distill is called “raw corn.”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Be still, my beating heart!

    ’Cause I still need to be beating Cartoon-Boy to a sour mash!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    That’s nothing. Pastis is a pain in my &#<+@%.

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    K M  over 6 years ago

    I’m surprised Rat didn’t tell Pastis he was a pain in his @$$.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 5 years ago

    Still funny!!

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    alantain  about 1 month ago

    If a still explodes, is it still called a still? Or is it a not-so-still still?

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