Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2017

Dylech ddefnyddio’r Gymraeg i gyfieithydd Saesneg.

In the not too distant future, these days will be fondly recalled in the movie “How Green Was My Technology.”

enunciation sure is important when it comes to talking into Siri to do a certain task

Here’s a better idea, Paris: Wait ‘til you’re done driving, then text. Not only will other drivers thank you, so will the recipient of your text message.

Too many vowels for Welsh. A lot of them defected to Gaelic.

May the macaroni force be with you‽ Talking to a person who is not in the car with you is a distraction.

When are they ever going to make one that actually follows every word the owner say without the owner thinking it’s just making a fool out of him/her?

The interrobang‽ A nearly forgotten and unofficial punctuation mark from the 1960s‽ It should have caught on but never did. How do you manage to type it? (I just cut and pasted it from your comment.)

Eeny stew irk ardor honest denunciation.

what I wanna know is, if he’s ALREADY talking to the phone, why doesn’t he just call the person so this doesn’t happen? I don’t get texting AT ALL, while driving. Hands free devices are available to convert any car with a power socket so it can do hands free too, so you don’t even have to touch the phone!

Syytän suomalaisia, jotka näyttävät saavan epäilyttävän suuren määrän vokaaleja ja vielä enemmän umlautteja…

There are too many vowels to be Welsh.

But the vowels are moving….could be Welsh.

I have the same problem when using Siri. Never had that problem with Cortana, but I despise Windows phones.

“You should use the language to English translator.”

Love it!

xxx

Can’t be Welsh—the words are too short & there’re too many vowels.

It’s real easy on a typewriter – hit the question mark key, backspace & hit the exclamation point key. Voila Steampunk!

A wyr leiag a ddwed fwyaf…

Can’t be Welsh : “forse” is an italian word and means maybe

Then einai dyskolo!

Why this addiction to constant and immediate communication? IT CAN WAIT, Goat. Just get wherever you are going (home?) and then call, or better yet speak in person so we can see your charming face! [sarcasm font]

I wun ted tU sA sum zng kle var|bud I kant znk Ov eh nE zng|

No offense to the Welsh, but their language looks like some kind of alien language. https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/09/21

dwi ddim yn gwybod Cymraeg