Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Rat can now apply for that philosophy chair at Harvard.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    If you can’t reach for the stars, at least you can reach for the butter.

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    Dobie Takahama  over 6 years ago

    When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are…. except for Rat who’s dreams are likely to be immoral!

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    andrewmmadsen  over 6 years ago

    It’s good to dream big but sometimes it pays to dream small.

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    thirdguy  over 6 years ago

    Wait, you woke me up for this?

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    But did he dream of it landing butter side up when it slipped out of his hands?

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Next: dream of getting a good night’s sleep.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Pig buttered it on the wrong side.

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    ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The key to happiness is low expectations.

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    mortaur  over 6 years ago

    I guess he got that down pat.

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    Dreams do come true, but only in Blue Hawaii.

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    n8cwhite  over 6 years ago

    What is my purpose?

    kudos if you get this reference

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    Since I retired, I have dreams about being at work. It feels great when I realize that I don’t have to do that anymore.

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    gjsjr41  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Pig actually has a mouth.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Man’s reach should exceed his grasp, else why have a lazy susan?

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    I dream of eating food and then going to the woods each day.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Rat actually said something positive to help a friend, so that would make him Un-Rat?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    So Pig identifies himself as Ed from the show “Ed, Edd n’ Eddy”?

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Benchmarks. It’s all about setting your benchmarks low enough.

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    An unrealistic dream for Pig could be being intelligent.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I think I shall swoon! Rat actually gave some good advice; and Pig accepted it; and everything turned out well!

    Did I come to the wrong comic strip?

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 6 years ago

    Believe me, I wouldn’t want my dreams to come true. They’d break reality.

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    ND Cool Z  about 5 years ago

    Yay, buttered toast!!

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    Kirbo  almost 3 years ago

    is that rat being nice i see?

    wot

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