Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    ’Tis best to stay far away form Jef. (Have we ever seen him cycling by the way?)

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    It’s not easy binge watching the tv. It takes a lot of discipline.

    Even harder to continue sitting on your rear all day when there’s nothing good on.

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago
    .sdrawkcab retteb si efiL

    (Jef should use a mirror)

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    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    I’d say, punch him in the gut, Pig, but you’d probably break your fist.

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    mjb515  about 6 years ago

    It is like you, except with more sleep and less silly looking headgear.

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    F-Flash  about 6 years ago

    Nice try pig, your a people person, and well Jef with one “F” is just that. Jef has forgets those bicycle lanes aren’t that wide. Oops, and “Another one Bites the dust”.

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    TheComicMan  about 6 years ago

    Will Jef EVER stop?

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    TheComicMan  about 6 years ago

    Wooah Jef those tits are getting big

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  about 6 years ago

    Oh yeah? Well Jef, clearly you lack true substance…and I’m not only saying that because you wear your shorts too tight and leave NOTHING to the imagination.

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    steverinoCT  about 6 years ago

    A couple of priests are walking though a cathedral after mass, when one is overcome by the awesomeness of it all and falls to his knees, crying, “Oh, Lord, I am nothing! I am nothing!”His companion is caught up in the moment and also falls to his knees, exclaiming, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing!”Back in the pews is a custodian cleaning up, and he is so impressed by the sight he kneels as well, crying, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing! I’m nothing!”The first priest nudges the second, nods back at the custodian, and says, “Now look who thinks HE’S nothing!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Pig go get, Rat, to bring the baseball bat to knock all of Jef’s teeth out

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 6 years ago

    Pig may be a nobody, but he’s definitely not common. Really. A talking pig? Not common.

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    msprecious  about 6 years ago

    Pig needs to check his spelling.

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    Gent  about 6 years ago

    Now, Pig, it’s useless to be nice to jerks.

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    jackproarty  about 6 years ago

    Hey Jef, what’s it like to be a pompous %*# with no purpose in life.

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    Piksea Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Yikes! After reading all of these comments, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Jef. Bike riding is literally a pain in the butt for me. I would imagine being that uncomfortable would affect a cyclist’s personality.

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    Bookworm  about 6 years ago

    To paraphrase one of the great pragmatic philosophers of our time, Bart Simpson, “Common nobody and proud of it!”

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    Charlie Tuba  about 6 years ago

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    pchemcat  about 6 years ago

    I don’t know Jef, what is it like to be a common nobody?

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    pekenpug  about 6 years ago

    Pig, you’re a good egg..or bacon… No, I mean you, I mean tried to, make friends….Oh, skip it. I can’t type before breakfast.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    In answer to your question, Jef the Cyclist in overly tight purple spandex, PHBBT!

    By the way, I hired Dill Wedekind to feel sorry for your tires (or do you say “tyres”?)—see today’s Cul de Sac….

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Hard, ain’t it hard, ain’t it hard, to love someone who never did love you? Hard, ain’t it hard ain’t it hard, dear God, not to turn that someone into someone black and blue?

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    Atrix  about 6 years ago

    Jef could use a bit of empathy mixed in with his high standards and honesty.

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    alantain  7 months ago

    Jef makes me want to jam a stick into his spokes. Happy trails Jeffy!

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