Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Goat, explain it to Pig in Old English.

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    knight1192a  almost 6 years ago

    You can try ask Rat to pledge. As long as it’s pledging for a never ending supply of beer to be delivered to his hand every fifteen minutes I’m sure he’ll sign up for five cents. But if it’s for something more realistic and altruistic, ignore Rat all together.

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    Vilyehm  almost 6 years ago

    Can you imagine the trouble Pastis would be in if he cleaned that car Spic and Span?

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Yes, but will Pig take the pledge?

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    Pledge to the Pearls Fans Anonymous?

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    F-Flash  almost 6 years ago

    I signed up for a pledge drive once, it turned out to be a “hard drive”. Drum roll please.

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    mortaur  almost 6 years ago

    Why is it………..that you can get furniture polish made with real lemons….but all lemonade is artificially flavored???

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    Echo Sam  almost 6 years ago

    because furniture polish doesn’t have to be safe for humans to consume.

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    chris_o42  almost 6 years ago

    Pig never realized that Goat was so driven…

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    I went to a garage sale one time… and they didn’t have a single garage for sale!?!

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    steverinoCT  almost 6 years ago

    My wife equates “dusting” with “Pledging” and uses it on everything— even my chromed ship’s bell clock and barometer set. And I bought her those microfiber dustcloths, that work really well: she uses them with Pledge, thereby negating their functionality.

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    WimtenBrink2  almost 6 years ago

    The Punnisher strikes again. (With double n. Get it? :)

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 6 years ago

    Pearls Before Swine is the PBS with a different kind of pledge drive.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Pastis: You alone might be able to save puns from the dung heap of comedy. I bow to you, Sir.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Gonna hit the dusty trail.

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    Bookworm  almost 6 years ago

    Good ole Lemon Pledge. Years ago, not only in the last century but in the last millennium, I was doing some grocery shopping. As it happened, the Country Time Lemonade powder-mix was directly across the aisle from the Lemon Pledge, and I happened to read the labels of both products. The lemonade mix clearly said “artificially flavored.” However, the furniture polish boldly proclaimed, “made with real lemon juice.” To this day, I wonder why people drink the chemistry set and spray the good stuff on the coffee table. But I’m of the elderly persuasion, so what do I know?

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    rick92040  almost 6 years ago

    I use Pledge to polish my motorcycle.

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    tiomax  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t forget to take your Pride and Joy with you on your Pledge drive!

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    BrentskiL  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like Stephan has been smoking the “wacky weed” again….. 

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    And if you drive all the way to the ocean, you can do your laundry in Tide.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    Hey, we park on driveways and drive on parkways. The lemony pledge is only half as ironic. ;o)

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Pig is hopelessly literal-minded (assuming he is “minded” at all), and I think Goat knows that but is too compassionate to do anything helpful to the little porker….

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