Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Now, get a landline and newspaper subscription.

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    Kveldulf  about 5 years ago

    Works for me.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    a better idea, Goat, is just to ignore it and to laugh it off

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    GeifuKe  about 5 years ago

    Remember, Goat, the Devil is in the deTails.

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    GeifuKe  about 5 years ago

    Just horn in on the action and you will be fine(d).

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    GeifuKe  about 5 years ago

    And one more thing, 666 is my not-so-unlucky number.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    You need a deck of cards to begin with.

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    duplin  about 5 years ago

    A couple of months ago I deleted my Twitter account and dumped Facebook and Instagram. Yes…the real world still exists…and it’s great.

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Hooray for Pig!! Pig for President!

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    May the Power of the Croc be with you !………….Facebook is good for signing in to other sites and that is about it. Quit posting there a long time ago :-)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I get called all kinds of things as if I care what idiots think of me.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    I recommend cultivating a degree of self-control that’s sufficient to make discarding the baby itself unnecessary.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    Plus, Pig can open wine bottles with his tail.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    No one said that you have to listen.

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    Herb L 1954  about 5 years ago

    Whoops there goes another rubber tree ,Kerplunk ;)

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    uniquename  about 5 years ago

    You know you’re in for a long day when Pig is acting smarter than you are.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Pig used the Rat method!

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    SpicyNacho Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Whatever you do Goat, don’t read the comments under the Political Cartoons!

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    EmeraldKitsune943  about 5 years ago

    That’s one way.

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    Well played, Pig.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    I always destroy my friend’s belongings when he comes to me with a problem! I’m a pig!

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    GaryCooper  about 5 years ago

    Pig’s approach works.

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Recognize who is peripheral in your life and those of others about whom they talk or type, and don’t give much weight to what they say.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 5 years ago

    I don’t care enough about you to care what you say.

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    litchick32  about 5 years ago

    That’s actually a very good idea

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Bravo, Pig! Now, repeat about four or five billion times!

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    Petemejia77  about 5 years ago

    Yeah. If only.

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    NeilCopeland  over 4 years ago

    I’ve always been mystified by this random sand spit the characters sometimes stand and chat on. I would expect it to be washed away eventually.

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    Darth Revan II  over 2 years ago

    Right, now go to the library, borrow some books, and spend the day (or week) reading.

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    *real* Guard Duck  about 2 years ago

    THANK you pig.

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    Huggybearojb  3 months ago

    goat has been enlightened

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