Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 14, 2019

“Shake Your Buttocks to the Beat Day” brought to you by the Hip Replacement Manufacturers of America.

Good luck with the rebranding, Pig. I still think we will need our coffee before we start to shake our buttocks.

We took a Polaroid/ You signed your name upon it/ I put it in my wallet/ Hoping that I’d see u again

With a name like that, Pig, it won’t catch on.

Save it for Hiney Hoedown Humpday or Fanny Frolic Friday!

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty.

If the day becomes popular, Pig will glute about it.

“Shake Your Buttocks to the Beat Day” to be know as Twerkday.

Shake Your Buttocks to the Beat Day – a good lead-in to ‘Humpday’.

Come on. Let Pig have this one.

Tried doing that – now I’m bummed out!

Remember a song that said to shake your groove thing ………..

Yeah, Pig! That’s the right attitude!

I like Pig’s interpretation better. Might might Monday’s easier.

Paris might take Pig seriously if the porker were not shaking his buttocks to “A Country Boy Can Survive”! (Apologies to Hank III’s dad!)

It should be “Shake Your Buttocks Slightly Off of the Beat Day,” which would be much harder.

Y’all know the Mickey Mouse Club song? Sing along! M-O-N, D-A-Y, S-U-C-K-S!

Well… it is the Feast of the Ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass

Sounds like everyone is getting a little cheeky.

Check out 1/14/2017. Explains a LOT.

Pig can be a real twerk.

What a load of junk.

uhh mondays!!

This is hysterical! XD

It’s International Kite Day, among other things

At least we weren’t treated to a buttocks-view of Pig. Don’t need that on a Monday morning.

That’s me with any of these made up holidays.

It’s National Clear Your Desk Day!

…When did people start using that term " branding ", anyway?

C’mon everyone get with it. Jump into those Gorilla Suits and shake those buttocks to the beat already!!!!

Whilst eating a Hot Pastrami Sandwich of course!!!!!! And while you’re at it clear off those desks!!!!!

“(And) the silicon chips inside pigs head were switched to overload….

With apologies to The Boomtown Rats

Now let’s see a Hula Hula Day! They have those in Hawaii.

Ha. Pig needs to learn to do the Baja Twist if he’s up for butt shaking. https://thebajabrigade.bandcamp.com/track/the-baja-twist

When the hula lady dances, she puts alfalfa on one hip and wheat on the other, and you should see her rotate her crops! Barump bump! Vaudeville’s back!

We can only hope the Prez will think that and dress accordingly.

Pig’s smile looks like Stimpy’s. Or possibly Ren’s. I don’t recall who was who.

Monday, Monday! All I can hear is the Mommas and the Poppas. Dance, Pig, dance! Dance as if there will never be another you!

I read too quickly and couldn’t figure out why he’d want to shave his buttocks, beat or no beat.

Looks like he has ants in his pants, minus the pants.

Also known as ‘Check Out This Tasty Bacon’ day